Happy US national “Thank you, france, for being petty assholes enough to help us primarily for the sake of telling Britain to get bent”
Also, “Thanks Catherine the Great for not loaning Britain the 20,000 troops they asked for”
everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.
"I made you short?"
spanish teacher: [starts speaking very rapidly]me: salí para pasar un buen tiempo y honestamente siento tan atacado ahora
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
Maglor calm the fuck down
Rosie Weetch, curator and Craig Williams, illustrator, British Museum
Read the whole blog here: http://blog.britishmuseum.org/2014/05/28/decoding-anglo-saxon-art/
Anglo-Saxon metalworkers were like the Michelangelo of the 8th century!
I love the Pushing Daisies universe because it’s this beautiful little bright world where people live in windmills and keep bees and everyone’s jobs are things like lighthouse keeping, illusionists, and scratch-and-sniff book authors. But it’s teeming with cold-blooded murder.
DUDE I JUST SAW MICHELLE VISAGE IN THE FLESH AT PIER 26 PRIDE WHAT IS LIFE